One Smart Pup

If dogs had longer attention spans they could win all the quiz bowls, but then we'd have to change the prizes to be dog treats, belly rubs and walks, so it's not like they would have any real competition anyway. It's basically an infinite loop of a quandry.

First Love

I am pretty sure I know what every boy's first love is. And you know what they say, "If you try to kill her off, you'll only kill yourself off."